While I´m looking for that elusive perfect (of course not perfect, the dirtier and more abandoned the better for me), I cover a lot of kilometres. Now that its more complicated to drive and park in the Madrid Central, you have to know where to park and not get fined for driving down roads which are now off limits (as I have found to my cost). I see a lot of interesting / disgusting / downright strange interiors on my travels, here are some of them ....